看电影学英语第100期:TheProposal《假结婚》(4)

本片段剧情：安德鲁的父母在清晨突然造访，搞得玛格丽特和安德鲁这对假情侣有些措手不及。安德鲁的父母和奶奶都希望他俩明天在这里结婚，虽然不愿意，但是看在年迈的奶奶的份上，两人只好被迫同意了……

影片对白：

Andrew"s mother: Room service. Breakfast for the happy couple.

Margaret: Andrew! Andrew! Andr...Your mother"s at the door. Get up! Get up here! Your mother"s...

Andrew: Oh, God.

Margaret: Just a second! Not the baby blanket.

Andrew: OK, all right.

Margaret: Not the baby blanket. Get it off, get it off, get it off. OK, all right.

Andrew: Wait a second. Hold on.

Margaret: What? What?

Andrew: Are you wearing makeup?

Margaret: What? No. Of course not.

Andrew: OK, what do we do?

Margaret: Just spoon me, spoon me...

Andrew: All right.

Margaret: Oh, my God! What is that?

Andrew: I"m sorry. It"s morning.

Margaret: What do you mean, "It"s morning"?

Andrew"s mother: Are you OK?

Andrew: Yep! Coming. One second. Yep. Come on in. Everything"s fine.

Margaret: Disgusting. Ow, you"re on my hair. OK, just...Oh, wow.

Andrew: Ooh, smells good. Cinnamon rolls.

Margaret: Oh, you shouldn"t have gone to that trouble.

Andrew"s mother: Oh, you"re family now. It"s no trouble.

Andrew"s father: Hey, you have room for one more?

Andrew: Wow. Could we not do the Brady family meeting right now? We just got up...Yeah. if you don"t mind.

Andrew"s father: Your mother and I have come up with a proposition...and I happen to think it"s a terrific idea...

Andrew"s mother: We want you to get married here tomorrow.

Andrew"s father: Tomorrow.

Margaret: What? What? What?

Andrew: Mmm-mmm. No.

Andrew"s mother: Well, you"re gonna get married anyway, so why don"t you get married here...where we can be all together, and that way Grandma Annie can be a part of it.

Margaret: Oh. Oh, we"re...

Andrew: No.

Margaret: No. No, it"s Gammy"s big birthday tomorrow night.

Andrew: Big day for her.

Margaret: We don"t want to ruin it. That"s you know...

Gammy: I"ve had 89 birthday parties. I don"t need another one.

Margaret: Oh, Gammy.

Gammy: It would be a dream come true for me to see my one grandchild"s wedding. A dream come true!

Andrew: Mmmm.

Gammy: So you"ll do it?

Andrew: Mmm-mmm.

Gammy: Before I"m dead?

Margaret: OK. OK.

Andrew: OK.

Andrew"s mother: OK, we will do everything. And you can get married like we did, in the barn. It"s a Paxton family tradition.

Margaret: Oh, wow!

Andrew: Yup.

Margaret: Wow! Uh! I"ve always wanted to get married in a... in a barn.

Andrew: I have.

Gammy: It"s a sign. A sign from the universe that you"re meant to be together. Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you. Come, come. We must give thanks.

Andrew"s mother: OK, I know I should leave you alone now. But we"re just so excited! I know you"re excited, too.

Margaret: It"s the craziest.

Andrew"s mother: Really excited.

Andrew: Yeah! Go. Go. Go. Oh, my God. When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham she"s gonna... she"s gonna be crushed, and my grandmother"s gonna die.

Margaret: Your mom"s not going to find out.

Andrew: I... my father. What the hell"s with that? The whole wedding thing? Where did that come from?

Margaret: She probably got him worked up into it. It"s fine. She"s not gonna find out. They"re not going to find out.

Andrew: Oh, God. Margaret!

Margaret: Andrew, they"re not gonna find out, OK? Just relax. It"s gonna be OK. It"s not like we"re gonna be married forever. We"ll be happily divorced before you know it. It will be fine. It will be fine. You OK?

Andrew: Yeah.

Margaret: Get us some coffee.

Andrew: Yeah.

Margaret: So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte?

Andrew: A-ha. You"re right, you know...Get a quickie divorce, we"ll be fine.

Margaret: Absolutely.

Andrew: It"s gonna be fine.

Margaret: Everything is going to be great, but this little missus better learn how to cook...so she can take care of her husband. Keep my man happy. I don"t want him leaving me for another woman.

Andrew: Come on...haven"t left you yet, Margaret. I got it. Let go. You all right?

Margaret: Yeah, um...You know what? I"m gonna go.

Andrew: Where?

Margaret: I just kinda feel like going outside.

Andrew: All right. That"s the bathroom.

Margaret: Oh, yeah. I know. I"m just, uh...I"m gonna go to the bathroom, and then I"m gonna go out, outside.

Andrew: All right. All right.